Trump Smithsonian

Museum-Quality Portable Toilets

When You’re As Full of Shit As He Is.

Our Company Values

At Trump Smithsonian™ Portable Toilets, our values are simple and unwavering:
Excellence — Everything we do is the best. If it isn’t, we say it is until it is.
Luxury — Even temporary bathrooms should feel permanent in their importance.
Confidence — Our toilets never apologize.
Strength — Built tough. Flush tougher.
Loyalty — To the brand, to the story, and to never admitting fault.
Transparency — You can clearly see how great we are.

When you’re full of shit like he is...
Think Trump Smithsonian.

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Secretary of Homeland Security

“I’ve inspected a lot of facilities. A lot. This is, without question, the most secure portable toilet I’ve ever seen. No leaks. No breaches. Total control.”

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Secretary of Energy

“The flush power is incredible. Frankly, I didn’t think it was possible. I asked where the power comes from. They said ‘winning.’”

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Secretary of Transportation

“The efficiency is unmatched. One visit, in and out, record time. Infrastructure like this moves people.”

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Secretary of Defense

“I was skeptical. I’m not skeptical anymore. I would trust this toilet in any environment.”

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Secretary of State

“The mirror inside really helps you reflect—on leadership. Diplomacy begins with confidence.”

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Secretary of the Treasury

“I ran the numbers. These toilets outperform expectations. Strong margins. Very strong.”

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White House Chief of Staff

“It’s cleaner than my office. Which says a lot about the toilet.”

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Attorney General

“I used it once. That was enough to know. No further questions.”

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Secretary of Labor

“I’ve never felt more supported. Ergonomics matter.”